I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan completely sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and adding fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut blow up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next promising thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

While we wait for her entry into the porn industry, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the first time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be appreciative Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to dress the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to lead our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those delicious pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your head and replaced with nothing but slipping your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, hardcore sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like drowning her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.

What can I say, Lady Gaga’s naked pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to trashy exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?

Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a fucking fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her nipples from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s reaching arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the fans because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was awesome while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her perfectly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.

Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her bitches all the time, she’d probably fuck a mail box in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.