November 9th, 2010 | in
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Survivor star Jenna Lewis already had a plan in mind when she was voted out of Survivor: Borneo – star in her own sex tape. And thank God she needed that to launch herself to the fame game.

In the 42 minute sex tape the hot reality star sucked cock, fingered her wet cunt and enjoyed a long oral from her husband Travis Wolfe. I’m telling you, this video gave me 3 reasons to blow a shitload of cum in my pants. It’s surprising Jenna wasn’t gagging and pulling back as her husband sunk his cock deeper into her throat, but I guess his dick wasn’t that big anyway, which maybe pushed Jenna to finger fuck herself instead. But this New Hampshire native doesn’t feel complete until her man gives her cunt a fucking liplock. You can tell from her pleasured moans how much she enjoyed her man’s tongue go up and down, in and out of her wet pussy. And I know all you pervs are just wishing your girlfriend would let you french kiss their vaginas just like Jenna Lewis does.

So how can you not love a reality star turned TV host who gained instant celebrity status by starring/directing/selling her supposedly private sex tape online? I know I do. Way to go, Jenna! We’ll be waiting for more cock-sucking fuck fest videos from you!
November 4th, 2010 | in
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Leave it to Big Brother to find the hottest scandalous babes on every country. Nina Osenar is a Slovenian model and singer who had a short stint in Big Brother’s house in Slovenia. And apparently, in these raunchy exposed pictures of her, she also had a short-lived affair with a former Miss Slovenia.

Now I’m one of the millions who enjoy a little girl on girl action. Especially with gorgeous Slovenian models. I could just imagine them letting me join in after a few minutes of tit-rubbing and clit-sliding. I’ll fucking bang that pussy and suck off the other’s pussy. Then they’ll take turns blowing me off, while begging to be the first to get a facial. Man, I can’t wait to unload my cum on those slutty pouts!

Now I can never tell whether the guys she was with in the Big Brother house had ever seen even one of Nina Osenar’s delicious bazongas. But let’s not mind those sorry assholes, and focus instead on what we have right here - naked pictures of Nina fucking another bitch. And it doesn’t get any better than that.

If you watch Survivor for the hot ladies in it, you might recall that awesome episode from Survivor: The Amazon when Jenna Morasca, along with Heidi Strobel, took off her clothes during a game for a plate of peanut butter and chocolate. Jenna subsequently became the Sole Survivor, so showing her pussy on national television paid off eventually.

But unless you really paid attention to Jenna’s career post-Surivor, you wouldn’t have seen this sexy imitation of her stripping episode on the show, and just like finding a four-leaf clover, you guys get to see Heidi Strobel’s fine pussy too. Man, what a treat. No need to hold on to that censored video clip you TiVoed many years ago; we’ve got Jenna Morasca’s sexy pussy pictures in full resolution, and you can zoom in on her smooth pussy so close you can practically feel her cunt vibrating in front of your face.

Now, if you’re done wiping the happy tears from your eyes, head over to Jenna Morasca’s hot and naked pictures. Don’t forget to clean up after.

Let’s leave it to the British to bring out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot celebrity who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying skank living her five minutes of fame.

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the world that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra flavor to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself naked with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging clit, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

I know Hollywood is already retching from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks taking their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the hotter specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted whores in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grabbing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a skank, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.
August 19th, 2010 | in
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So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the program hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on screen after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held semen spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

And who the fuck wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you pervs though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that dick of his up her pussy.

Now, every time you watch reruns of your beloved reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to jack off in front of the TV. You’re welcome.
August 12th, 2010 | in
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What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife strip naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never really qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star babe, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to legions of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away reward for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and wondered if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up shit like this.

So anyway, here in these pics, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she leaves the lingerie for a full-on tit and vagina exposure, and in their living room no less.
Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with red tit slaps in the face.

Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media celebrities. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of dirty public scandals. The other is the dignified rise to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.

One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her erect titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s fussing? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…

Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly bitches *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!

One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF tits in these new batch of naked pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but tits, tits, and more tits. This ship-sinking specimen here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some crazy ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with big breasts hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a horny puppy getting the juice pumped out of her cunt from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a whore and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.

So before you stalk off into your fantasies of penetrating this English slut’s cunt in the style of man’s best friend while groping her juicy melons like you just got pummeled by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a good look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot pole when they get slapped in the face by one of those milky monsters.
