All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they focus on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on featuring dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to guess that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit watching these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already charging in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual knockers, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my cum. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

When we get to the bottom of all these reality contests, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her show in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge knockers and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker fighting against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and tight ass is just drawing me in.

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a crack at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

Megan Hauserman has made a living out of appearing in numerous reality shows. Consequently, you should start making a habit of checking out Megan Hauserman’s titties. Why? Because she bares her hot bikini body just about everywhere just as much as she constantly appears on TV to rack up the dirty fame. What is with these reality whores and the need to take off their clothes anyway? Is it part of the deal they make with the show?

But look at me, questioning women who simply just want their titties photographed. I should be burned at the stake. We’re here to enjoy Megan Hauserman, star of Beauty and the Geek, as she bares her chesticles and taps her shaved pussy on camera. Now who wouldn’t want to slap that smooth pussy of hers and tap it with their stiffies?

I wouldn’t bet on those greasy-haired geeks to have ever gazed on even just one titty, but I guarantee you guys get to hold on to both of them (and then some) when you head over to Megan Hauserman’s fully naked pictures.

Part of the fun in following these reality stars slut up on television is to continue the voyeurism after their shows have finished. Often, having the paparazzi trail their tits gives us plenty of things to jack off to, especially when they’re following sluts like Makosi Musambasi from Britain’s version of Big Brother.

To anybody following her show, Makosi was known for staging dramatic scenes with the housemates. She was received badly by fans of the show, but which didn’t stop her from keeping her titties relevant. These paparazzi shots of Makosi Musambasi sunbathing nude are proof that her giant jugs are doing their job of staying afloat. I’m not sure though, why the bitch is sunning herself out. Being black, you really can’t get anything from tanning your tits other than having a few jerkoffs rub one out behind a rock at your expense. Then again, that’s what we’re all doing with these pictures, huh?

It would be a shame if Makosi lost touch with the public, because those tits of hers are a great gift from the producers of Big Brother. They make our hunt for big, erect titties an easy job, and a virtual tittyfuck an even easier feat to accomplish.

Let’s leave it to the British to bring out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot celebrity who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying skank living her five minutes of fame.

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the world that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra flavor to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself naked with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging clit, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

I know Hollywood is already retching from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks taking their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the hotter specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted whores in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grabbing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a skank, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

And of course, we all know what that means–welcome back hard-partying-crazy-drunk-diva Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan! That also means there’ll be tit-and-slash-or-pussy flashing every now and then. So that’s good news, right? Anyway, her split from boyfriend Alex Reid happened on live TV, specifically on the set of reality program, I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!. Katie sure wants to make her appearances on her reality shows memorable, as it was with the same show years ago that Katie set her foot to stardom after flirting and eventually marrying her co-reality star, Peter Andre.

So now Katie is back to her single life and she did not waste a night of it by going to a night club, just after arriving from an Australian jungle where the reality show was taped. And being the classy woman that she always have been, she went full party mode and got very drunk, just like the old days. Katie always seems to forget she is a mom, and her hard-partying ways would eventually backfire on her one of these days, but hey, we’re not complaining. We’ve come to know her as a crazy slut and we welcome her back as that. As long as she keeps on flaunting the good stuff, *cough* TITS *cough* and PUSSY *cough*, we’ll love her just the same. And we sure hope she’ll do more fucktapes. Anyway, drop by this place here to watch the full hardcore stuff starring Katie!