
Ever since Emma Watson pitched tent in the US for college, she’s been on the paparazzi’s radar more and more often. Which also means the chances we’ll see this lovely Brit in compromising situations is a lot higher than it ever was. So we owe these nipslip pictures of Emma Watson to our highly-skilled paparazzi people over at Hollywood that we can enjoy a jerk off session inspired by our little Hermione’s sweet jugs .

And the whole world knows we’re in need of some real nipple sightings of Emma Watson. We’ve seen her mature into a tasty English hottie, and while we’re 50/50 with her pixie haircut, this little titty peek kicked us off the fence and we’re rooting 100% for more nude pictures of Emma Watson! Now, if the paparazzo went the extra mile and coaxed the other titty out for a complete view…


Leanne Rimes is now our favorite celebrity! Looks like the hot singer and actress has something else to flaunt along with her 5-carat oval engagement ring from new fiancé Eddie Cibrian. Check out those new luscious hooters! Leanne displayed a much larger and yummier bust line during her recent post-engagement holiday with Cibrian in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico.

Leanne Rimes now looks more fuckable than ever! Her filled-out gazongas on her trimmer-than-ever frame, which she showed off in several tiny bikinis, has tabloids asserting she’s had breast implants. Us Weekly has an unidentified source claiming Leanne indeed went under the knife, using the very same plastic surgeon as Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville.

To see more of Leanne Rimes and her newly stacked breasts hit the beach for a sexy show off, just head on over to Paparazzi Stalkers!

Gisele Bundchen. Should I still have to give more for an introduction?

This sexy Brazilian MILF supermodel who did Victoria’s Secret runway shows was no stranger to baring her silky smooth body in public. Which is why, in a recent photoshoot in St. Barts, she had no problem changing clothes in the back of a van in front of other people and the (God bless them!) paps. Who wouldn’t have wanted to just gang up on those yummy pair of chesticles and rub up that smoking sexy ass? I’ve always had dreams of sticking my cock up that shaved pussy and have her scream and moan in that heavily accented bedroom voice of hers.

And while I massage away my hallucinations, here are some nude photos of Gisele Bundchen changing in public for your eyes to feast on. Enjoy.

We don’t always get a glance at Tila Tequila’s tits…wrapped up in clothing. But for the Rolling Stone AMA after party, this reality star from A Shot of Love opted to cover her perky nipples and gave us mean front row seats to her awesome cleavage instead.

Then again, who’s to say she wouldn’t be stripping her tits naked onstage when given the chance? Mabe that’s why she wore an easy-to-take-off top, something she can just slip out off in a minute, even lesser. But do I hear any complaints? No matter how many times I see those luscious pair of chesticles, I still get turned on when I get a glimpse of them. Images of running my mouth over and over her big hooters while fucking her ass harder and harder always pop in my head.

And just as with these raunchy titty fest pictures of Tila Tequila, my hands customarily reach for the towel by my bed as I feel a certain dampness in my crotch area.
November 25th, 2010 | in
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I have said it again and again: Big Brother is a big naughty perv. I mean, look at how almost all females evictees from his house turn into full grown all out boob flashing cock sucking attention grabbing whores? Take Imogen Thomas for example.

She was a former Miss Wales in 2003 before signing on to Big Brother UK. But all that seems too many details to delve into so let’s just go ahead and focus on the tit popping She-Devil costume she wore for this year’s Halloween. I’d love to let those big hooters out of their tight enclosing and sink my face in between. I’m a willing victim to this luscious red menace. Just tell me what you want me to do, it’s done in a sec. Just spread your legs wide….

Man, just looking at these naughty naked pictures of Imogen Thomas are enough to get me to pre-cum. Let me leave you pervs then while I take my cock out and have Imogen suck all the cum out. So long!
November 22nd, 2010 | in
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Disney has finally got themselves another ho in town. You gotta thank them for finding the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.

Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been choosing her concert wardrobes. They have put her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically materialize in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.

I know I’ve had one too many jack offs comprising a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just wait and see.
November 21st, 2010 | in
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Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again. Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in the vampire movie Twilight, is seen out on a lake shooting the last part of the movie franchise wearing nothing but white scanty swimsuit and lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.

You’d have to wonder where all her co-stars are at, leaving this poor girl alone to fend for herself in the cold. Nonetheless, we at least get to look out for her and entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini. Who wouldn’t want to just take off that piece of clothing off and massage those tiny tits of hers? Or suck on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cunt? I’d love to do it on the lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my dick in deeper and deeper with every thrust till she begs me to stop.

And you know I wouldn’t pause. I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her luscious bikini-clad body. Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, and that juice off your pants.

Having cravings for one chocolate tit? How about two? You bastards are in for a treat, because some lucky paparazzo found the perfect spot to take pictures of Rosario Dawson’s caramel boobies in an angle that needs to be done for all fucking pictures of chicks! Amirite?!

Seriously, seeing Rosario Dawson’s mammaries from atop just completed my day. This is the reason God made tits! Celebrities should walk around bent low so guys won’t have to crane and break their necks looking for the sweet spot in their dresses. Rosario Dawson was even pleasant about getting perved up by the peeping tom who got lucky and gave us pictures of her huge boobies. Bitch probably got tittyfucked previously and was left in a happy mood.
And who wouldn’t tittyfuck her? Sometimes a chick’s boobs are too large to ignore during sex that not even a grope can satisfy. No, you have to stick your cock in between those plush puppies, hump her like mad and let your cum shoot on her open mouth! That’s how you make proper use of a huge pair of tits!

Man, if these cleavage pictures of Rosario Dawson are already making me ramble on about pervy stuff, imagine what they’d do to you guys. I’m steering clear.

Oh man, this is some sexy action right here. If I’d been the dude with the camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with a hot chick on the swing set, I probably would’ve dropped the camera altogether and just jacked off behind a tree. Thank god I wasn’t though, or you wouldn’t have enjoyed these kinky lesbian pictures of Jenna Bentley.

But seriously, that’s gotta be one hell of a hot scene to watch if I’d been around. Check Jenna Bentley out going in for a torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other’s jugs! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), but who the fuck cares! Two hot chicks making out! In public! That’s perfect masturbation material right there guys.

This is the reason why Hollywood stays alive; it’s because of all the sexy chicks running around creating scandals! I’m betting the only thing keeping these two babes from stripping off and scissoring on the sandbox is the weather. It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped and rubbed pussies on the swing. But seeing Jenna Bentley in some lesbian action with a chick is already enough for me to pull out the lube!

Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning beating up people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a swing at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to wild, bondage-heavy sex.

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to beat her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of pervy men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a guy who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is insert your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.